I strongly advise that if you’re as uncoordinated as yours truly that you should avoid wearing white, that is unless you have reasonable cause. Therefore excuses for wearing white that may appear valid are as follows …
1. You are invited to an all white Kymye party .. say no more.
2. You are a laboratory scientist .. of course I know this because I’ve watched a serious amount of fictional television.
3. You play a lot of tennis
4. You are getting married, although you will be excused for wearing other variations of the colour, this is 2016 after all.
Finally number 5. You are fortunate enough to have Elissa McGowan express post you a head to toe look from her SS 16 collection, which in this case I feel may be the most valid and credible reason moving forward and that therefore on this very day in Santorini, I did not drink red wine, eat greasy food or come in close contact with any substance that could alter the otherwise pristine overall appearance of this ridiculously perfect 2 piece. I’m hoping that this would give probable cause .. no? x